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About Craven Moorehead

Craven Moorehead here. Journalisticator for America’s Last Line of Defense hailing from Frog Balls, Arkansas. A fan of fast cars, fast food and fast women. Herp derp potato in ma pick’em up truck.

Democrat Governors Will Not Open States to Spite Trump

Democrat Governors Will Not Open States to Spite Trump

By Craven Moorehead Coronavirus Satire, Democrats Behaving Badly in Satire, Make Believe Winning For Taters34 Comments

“Let them protest, we won’t open until Trump is gone!” one of the democrat governors exclaimed

Democrats To Offer One Time Incentive To Vote In November

Democrats To Offer One Time Incentive To Vote In November

By Craven Moorehead Confirmation Bias Satire, Democrats Behaving Badly in Satire, Fake News Satire for the Angry Tater1 Comment

They believe this will work, and turn the democratic voters out in number of which the likes have never been seen before.

Michelle Obama Slams Country Music, Says It’s ‘Music for Morons’

Michelle Obama Slams Country Music, Says It’s ‘Music for Morons’

By Craven Moorehead Confederate-Loving Satire for Racists, Confirmation Bias Satire, Fictional Obama Conspiracy Theories7 Comments

"There has never been a more intellectually devoid art form, ever."

The Obamas Are Still Vacationing On Our Dime

The Obamas Are Still Vacationing On Our Dime

By Craven Moorehead Obama Fan Fiction for the Discerning Tater2 Comments

This year alone their vacations have cost us $3.4 million dollars.

Liberals Are Turning the Word Hero into a Joke

Liberals Are Turning the Word Hero into a Joke

By Craven Moorehead Confirmation Bias Satire, Coronavirus Satire, Stimulus Check Satire1 Comment

It’s all take, take, take from these ingrates.

Rachel Maddow Says These People Were On Their Last Legs Anyway

Rachel Maddow Says These People Were On Their Last Legs Anyway

By Craven Moorehead Coronavirus Satire, Democrats Behaving Badly in Satire, Make Believe Winning For Taters1 Comment

A simple woman tells the truth.

Pelosi Says Death Is a Part of Life, Open the Country Now

Pelosi Says Death Is a Part of Life, Open the Country Now

By Craven Moorehead Coronavirus Satire, Democrats Behaving Badly in Satire, Make Believe Winning For Taters1 Comment

"Every premature death is a tragedy, but death is an unavoidable part of life.”

America’s Senior Citizens Are Willing to Die Early for the Economy

America’s Senior Citizens Are Willing to Die Early for the Economy

By Craven Moorehead Satire You Can Crap Your Pants To, Trump Satire to Astonish, Trumpy Jesus Satire for Blasphemers1 Comment

These people have outlived their purpose, they’re more of a burden on society than anything else

Donald Trump Test Results Made Public

Donald Trump Test Results Made Public

By Craven Moorehead Coronavirus Satire, Fictional words that make your pre-frontal cortex atrophy feel sexy, Make Believe Winning For Taters1 Comment

His test was beautiful and perfect, just like the phone call and the transcript with Ukraine.

Religious Leaders Assure Us That Jesus Christ Lives Through Donald Trump

Religious Leaders Assure Us That Jesus Christ Lives Through Donald Trump

By Craven Moorehead Trumpy Jesus Satire for Blasphemers2 Comments

I saw Christ emanating from Donald in 2015

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