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Florida State Police Raid Disney Grooming Facility – 5 Arrested

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Chris Wallace Quits CNN After One Day of Rehearsals

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Ilhan Omar and her Brother Own World’s Largest American Flag Manufacturer

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Detectives Recover ‘Incriminating’ Journal From Alec Baldwin’s Briefcase

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Rand Paul Quits GOP

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Disney Fan Fiction

Investors Run For The Hills After Disney Announces Worst Quarter in Company History

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The stock is almost as worthless as the Russian rouble. Click to Tate

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Coronavirus Satire

Dr. Andre Young – ‘Vote Biden If You Want To Live’

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Biden trotted out the experienced doctor in response to Trump’s recent representitive. Click to Tate

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Trump Satire to Astonish

Trump’s Taxes Prove He Is A Master Businessman

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Instead of making the president look bad, it totally showed what a genius he is. A master businessman. Click to Tate

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Coronavirus Satire

NY Hospital Names Covid Morgue After Trump

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This seems like a fairly mean-spirited jab. Click to Tate

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AOC Satire for the Gullible Tater

Illegal Immigrant Īsā Ibn Maryam Wins Dem Primary, to Become Fifth Member of Squad

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Middle East radical activist to become first illegal immigrant elected to Congress. Click to Tate

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Trump Satire to Astonish

Liberal Florida City Cancels Trump Rally – Claims He ‘Can’t Pay His Bills’

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Is this just an error, or should we worry about the President’s assets? Click to Tate

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Celebrity Fan Fiction

These Three Men Have Truly Made America Great

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America has been made great by the few, brave and the strong and these three are everything that America truly is. Click to Tate

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Confirmation Bias Satire

Biden Says Republicans Would “Love to Own Slaves Again”

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They really need to muzzle the guy. Click to Tate

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Pelosi Satire with Chili and Cheese

Kamala Bails Out Pelosi’s Husband – Charges Dropped

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Democrats NEVER take responsibity. Click to Tate

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Fictional words that make your pre-frontal cortex atrophy feel sexy

Q-Anon Claims Putin Shared Soldier Bounty Payments With Trump

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All checks indicate it’s an official “Q” drop. Click to Tate

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Democrats Behaving Badly in Satire

Biden Was Fed Town Hall Answers Via Earpiece

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Kamala Harris dictated answers to questions. Click to Tate

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Fictional Crimes of the Clinton Crime Syndicate

The Clinton Foundation Bought $600 Million In Coins For The ‘Casheless Society Agenda’

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They want everyone to be controlled at all times. Click to Tate

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Make Believe Winning For Taters

Trump Appoints Administration’s First ‘Fake News’ Czar

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President Trump also orders Bill Barr to prosecute journalists who report fake news to the fullest extent of the law. Click to Tate

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Celebrity Fan Fiction

Clinton Foundation SUV Involved in Kenneth McCormick Homicide Found, Second Body Recovered

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Mr. Hankeys limp body found in Broflovski residence. Click to Tate

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Coronavirus Satire

Rachel Maddow Says These People Were On Their Last Legs Anyway

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A simple woman tells the truth. Click to Tate

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Culinary Satire for Hungry Taters

‘Protester’ Defecates On Judge Amy Barrett’s House

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Have they no shame? Click to Tate

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Celebrity Fan Fiction

Taylor Swift : ‘I Feel Embarrassed For All the Trump People.’

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The liberal songstress may be biting off more than she can chew. Click to Tate

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Confirmation Bias Satire

Obamagate Exposed: New Book Gives Sordid Details of Plot Against Trump

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They’ve got him. Click to Tate

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