Liz Cheney is at it again, selling her “patriotism” for big bucks. According to our sources, ABC is paying her $10 million to appear on a single episode of “The View.”

“We can’t confirm or deny the identity of our source,” said a source familiar with the source, “but we can assure you that we’ve maintained journalistical integrity throughout the process.”

Cheney will sit for more than half the show and discuss January 6, 2021, as well as her reasons for joining with the left to elect anyone who opposes another Trump presidency.

We already know the reasons, though, don’t we, patriots? Cheney hates America and has sold out to the highest bidder. She knew she’d never be on Team Trump so she’s cashing out and joining Antifa.

ALLOD Politicalist Tara Newhole made the case that Cheney might actually give a shit about her country by pointing out some crucial information some people tend to ignore. “Cheney voted with Trump 97 percent of the time. He was good for Republican politics. He gave them just about everything they wanted when they had power. She’s just not a fan of the whole ‘try to turn our democracy into a dictatorship’ thing. It was really uncool in her eyes.”

After investigating a little bit further, we found that Cheney is, in fact, a right-wing stooge and that her appearance on “The View” has little to do with money and more to do with trying to present a united front against fascism in the United States. Go figure.

Whatever the reason, nobody to the right of Mitt Romney will listen or care. God Bless America.


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