The Hollywood strikes are finally making their way to the negotiating table. According to sources inside the Los Angeles Farquitorial Center in Santa Barbara, the senior members of both unions and top network executives sat down and broke bread to open discussion on when talks should begin.

“They expressed concerns and we expressed concerns,” said Disney Litigator Joe Barron, “The thing that surprised us most was the request to scale back wokeness in the storylines. The writers and actors apparently feel as though we’re leaving half of America behind.”

“We need to get back to basics,” said SAG negotiator Jon Voight, “all these shows about mixed families and diversity fail to acknowledge that half of this country still holds traditional American values.”

SAG chose Voight to speak for them because he” understands their mentality.” He’s also one of the most intelligent actors in Hollywood. Hopefully, they can come together and end this thing.

ALLOD Correspondent Tara Newhole caught up with SAG President Fran Dresher, who told her that the bulk of the reporting about the talks is nonsense.

“Who the hell would let Jon Voight speak for anyone? Who’s next, the Hercules guy? Chachi? Please. Get a grip.”

Nevertheless, there’s still the issue of wokeness in Hollywood, and Jon Voight is all over it. Or not. Who knows. God Bless America.

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