(F. Eagleton ~ PatriotPartyPress.com) Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer reportedly shelled out more than 11 million dollars this week to settle a lawsuit with 3 former female assistants.

The settlement stipulates that the details of the suit should remain sealed, but sources reveal that the whole thing may have been over Schumer’s shoe fetish.

According to friends of the family, Schumer is good friends with Marv Albert, and they both belong to something called “The Hoover Club,” an exclusive DC hotspot for powerful men in uncomfortable shoes.

Schumer refused our request for comment, since we didn’t send one, and this story can neither be confirmed or denied through verified sources.

Readers on Facebook are sure to pray it is true, for some reason.


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