Joe Biden thought it would be a good idea to use Florida Governor Ron DeSantis as the subject of some extremely rude and disrespectful jokes, even though the governor wasn’t there to defend himself. In a statement released shortly after the White House Correspondents’ Dinner, Desantis let it be known that he would be responding.

This morning, in front of a crowd of supporters, Governor DeSantis made good. To the delight of the onlookers, he said, “First of all, I think we should get one thing out of the way. Let’s Go Brandon!”

And the crowd went wild. ALLOD Correspondent Skip Tetheludah spoke with an eager supporter who said it was, without a doubt, “one of the best burns in history.”

DeSantis went on to scold Biden even more. “I don’t know about you, but I paid way too much for gas this morning.”

And again, the din from the crowd was nearly unbearable. When it finally calmed down, he ended with the stinger of all stingers, “You can insult me after you tell us where to find the laptop!”

Several people were injured in a rush to get to the stage to shake the governor’s hand afterward. The White House hasn’t responded to our requests for comment, probably because they’re trying to figure out how to move past this disaster.

That’s what happens when you give a senile person a teleprompter and have him read from it though, amirite? If there’s one thing about this whole mess that is an absolute certainty, it’s that there was at least one stutter in his speech. As God as our witness, patriots, we will find it. Until then, enjoy the DeSantis win. Let’s Go Brandon, and God Bless America!

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