MySpace was all the rage in the early 90s, until Facebook came along and ruined it. The world’s first real social media platform, MySpace went through several ownership changes over the years after Zuckerberg’s juggernaut destroyed it as a leader in online forums.

Elon Musk, whose deal to buy Twitter is now heavily in question for several reasons, is now considering rebuilding something great rather than trying to control the cesspool with the blue bird. MySpace is a clean, friendly environment that would be easy to upgrade to something better than both Facebook and Twitter.

If Musk does go that route, it may be impossible for the simps currently simping for him to continue being so simple, as there is no controversy involving who the left calls a cult leader and insurrectionist, Donald Trump. Without the controversy, the transfer will seem less important and will likely be buried deeper in newscasts, which isn’t how Elon operates.

There are those who say this whole thing was just a billionaire narcissist’s plea for attention and that people like Musk should be eaten and not revered. Those people obviously live in their moms’ basements and have no jobs and love Joe Biden.

God bless America.

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