The world continues to mourn the loss of Lisa Marie Presley, the daughter of the King, Elvis Presley. as preparations are made for her funeral and burial at Graceland, details about the guest list are starting to leak.

According to our correspondent on the ground, Skip Tetheludah, The list of dignitaries attending is extensive and includes some of the world’s most influential people. “Elon Musk will deliver the Eulogy,” said the reporter, “they were great friends for many years. Elon is just devastated over the news.”

We were able to confirm that Musk will join several others with remarks about Presley, including Howard Stern, who is expected to offer some comic relief when he mentions how she “admitted she liked anal” on his show.

Other guests include Tucker Carlson, former President Donald Trump, Governor Sarah Huckabee Sanders, and NFL star Hershel Walker. The ceremony will be closed to the public but the estate trustee. Priscilla Presley, will be selling autographed thumb drives with copies of the event for “true fans of the King.”

Musk confirmed his appearance and said he hopes to hire someone worthy of writing the perfect eulogy. “I just hope my delivery is as flawless as a SpaceX rocket,” said the billionaire, “Lisa deserves nothing less.”

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