Garth Brooks made a huge mistake when he called a majority of beer drinkers “assholes.” The promised boycotts of his newly-branded but yet-to-open bar in Nashville have already cost him huge.

Three investors with a massive stake in the venture pulled out, telling Garth that he had spoiled the project. Brooks was forced to cancel his grand opening and consider his options.

“He’ll probably have to pander to some special interest groups and hope there are enough weirdos in Nashville to sustain it,” said Joe Barron, Chief Investment Counselor for Dim and Witty, “personally, I don’t think there are enough drag queens and trans people within a 300-mile radius to pull it off.”

Once again, a “woke” leftist is left without a business because he thought .07 percent of the population was a solid customer base.

A spokesman for Brooks told ALLOD correspondent Skip Tetheludah that he wasn’t really concerned with the hype or the boycotts.

“Garth wouldn’t care if it turns out to be a gay bar,” said Skip, “he says they tend to order more expensive drinks anyway.”

“The premise that any bar would predicate itself and its future on what brands of beer cultist pseudo-patriots want is pretty dumb,” said a guy we interviewed outside the bar, “do you have any spare change?” God bless America.



  1. Seymour Butts

    Brooks is a pussy-whipped fool led around by the nose by his leftist Libtard wife!

      • W.C. Cox

        …. I think it’s pretty well known that Garth’s sister (bass player) might be gay.

        • anita

          So is his daughter Annie that was married and has two kids. Very disappointed in Garth and Trisha, this woke nonsense will definitely bring these weak minded celebs that have no idea what is to work for a living, to their knees because Karma is coming .7% of the population can’t contain these people.

      • Cln

        All his $$ why does he need investors?. I use to like Garth!

    • Pork yourmommy

      Too bad women don’t like you. 🤣

    • Margot

      We on the Right have NEVER had a problem with gays or transgenders. There are many gay and trans conservatives, my brother being one. But the gay life my brother experienced, wasn’t so acceptable as it is now. This whole gay, trans movement is overkill. I think they’re trying to normalize pedophilia and child grooming. Smart, sensible people have a problem with the child trans surgeries. It’s diabolical. Albeit, there are young children (rare) who identify with the other sex(I had a cousin); they should be allowed to express themselves and loved w/o judgement, but to determine this for them and permanently destroy their bodies before they become adults is horrible. That’s WHY we ban people and places who pander to any part of the movement. It’s become sacrilegious and grotesque. There are a lot of powerful people who are pedophiles. Don’t start vilifying all LGBT though.

    • Dixie Chicks flashbacks, even though those days we only had to deal with the criminal in gov., now they are everywhere!

    • NotoriousTMC

      I’m surprised at this but wtf!!!! Here to zero with one stupid comment.

  2. Erik

    your site is so plastered with ads it’s hard to even follow the written story. sad

    • NewsHound

      NO IT AIN’T. I never saw one. Great story. Good to hear about what happened to the big guy who thinks it’s ok to support mentally ill people who want to groom our children. Glad it happened this fast.

      • Jake Statefarm

        I couldn’t read past Skip Tetheluduh 😂😂😂😂

  3. Al

    Doesn’t he have the money to open it himself?

    • NewsHound

      yeah. You’d think he has his own MILLIons to invest. Is Brooks a Jewish name?

      • Ron Iton

        Yups, Brooks is kazhar baby eaters name.

        • Crush All @ssholes

          I’m pro life and Jewish and you’re a scum sucking piece of garbage not worthy of my boot up your ass or in your teeth.

        • kinmack

          Garth has always been a Democrat. He supports LGBT for his deceased half-sister,Betsy, who was Lesbian, and she played bass for his band…but he stepped in it calling his customers & fans azzholes … ala Dixie Chicks

  4. Jim

    I’m sure yall are clean and honest folk here, but are there sources for any of these statements? Any statements or quotations at all from the investors, partners, management that might otherwise confirm this story?

    • Pamela Sikes

      What??? Do your own research. Sheesh.

  5. Matt

    Garth Brooks really shouldn’t be allowed to speak his mind as his mind really can’t cope with stuff like thinking.

  6. Deb Pickrel

    If he was invovled with trafficking his assests are frozen per Trumps EO of Dec 21 2017. Anyone who has done the deed is going to dead in the water so to speak.

  7. Brenda Hook

    Brooks is just another has been who has more money than scents .

    • Garth Smells Funny

      Wait… you’re saying he has more money than smells?

  8. Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Hawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! We may not be able to make a difference alone, but we can if we all stick together!

  9. Rebecca

    He’s relying on the gay component of lgbtqia+ not realising that l,g b want out of the qia cult

    • Christopher Witt

      Well said. I’m the g and don’t understand the trans – why are the lumped in with lgb….

      • jo

        They are all unnatural, that’s why. Is it really that hard to figure out?

  10. Zeb

    Counselor for Dim and Witty. Uh huh.
    Correspondent Skip Tetheludah… Lou, my darling.

  11. Chuck D

    Garth will go the way of the Dipsie Chicks, and Lady A(hole).

  12. Gary

    Garth the rocker turned country can kiss my ass. I really think he is an ” ass hole “……………… he describes his fan base……………

  13. Bob Risner

    Site says right on the bottom it’s run by paid liberal trolls. Every article here is bullshit.

    • You have to admit – it showed Righties themselves in the mirror! Most of them are completely unable to sort out fact from fiction. They believe ANYTHING which is written or said.

      How can they survive? I guess they don’t.

    • Hugh Janus

      Uh huh, and your lovely governor Greg Abbott was fooled and posted an article from here on his Twitter. It’s doing a good job!

  14. Ripped1X

    Poor Garth he dipshitted in his own punch bowl.

  15. Joshua Duncan

    Thank the Good Heavenly Lord above for all his blessings. This is what happens when you go against the will of God and his patriots. Hitler supported Trans people too and look what that got him. We should be making camps for these kind of mentally-ill folks and help them through this confusion, like he did with the Jews. Blessed.

    • Joshua Duncan

      “For we know Him who said ‘Vengeance is Mine, I will repay’ and again, ‘The LORD will judge his people.” -Hebrews 10:30 . . . I will pray for you.

  16. Reg Blankenship

    “Dim and Witty?”
    Clearly a parody article.

    • Jimmy Do Little

      About Us is a subsidiary of the “America’s Last Line of Defense” network of parody, satire, and tomfoolery, or as Snopes called it before they lost their war on satire: Junk News

  17. Not only did Barf Brooks screw up the bar opening, he probably ruined his career. I won’t pay to see him in concert!

  18. CLF3

    All garth had to do to make this a successful venture was shut the hell up. If he doesn’t like politics in his business he should keep his buisness out of politics.

  19. snarlingfifi

    Garth Brooks’s Fern Bar. Whodathunk???

  20. “Everything on this website is fiction. It is not a lie and it is not fake news because it is not real. If you believe that it is real, you should have your head examined”

    And yet, most of the comments here appear to believe there is some truth here. NO. Not one word of it is true.

    Now – go to sleep tonight and realize that this is the same with most of things you accept as true. They are not. They are BS, just like this, that you are being fed because you are profitable (ads).

    Your choice now.
    Admit ignorance….or learn things.

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