There’s a law on the books in California that requires all employers to consider the trans community part of the individual’s chosen gender. Discrimination could mean millions in fines or even revocation of the right to do business in the state.

Hooters, known for its sexy waitstaff, recently fired two trans women in the San Paolo Bernadette store in Machiola County. The manager hired them out of fear of state retribution and immediately contacted corporate headquarters in Florida.

“We were appalled,” said CEO Joe Barron, “Hooters has always been accomodating to women who feel they deserve to wear the uniform, but this? This says we have to hire biological males. I’ve seen them. They have bulges where toe should be.”

An investigation shows that there are 17 trans waitresses at Hooters restaurants in California. They’ve all been given notice that they’ve been let go.

“The two from Machiola we let go because they were pretty obviously doing the whole thing as a prank,” said Barron, “but the rest we’ve decided to fire because we honestly couldn’t tell them apart from the other women, and that is absolutely terrifying to the white heterosexual beta males who frequest our shops.”

One of the fired waitresses told ALLOD correspondent Skip Tetheludah that the decision was in poor jusdgement. “These boys know we tuck back. They’re here to grab ass for that very reason.”

An independent study of regular Hooters customers revealed that nearly half are there to repress homosexual tendencies, so it’s probably a good thing to get rid of these “girls” to help them along. God Bless America.

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