Kid Rock recently announced a huge world tour with more than 30 dates in North America alone. In the wake of the fiasco with Bud Light’s new wokeness policies, however, Kid announced some major changes.

There will be no Bud Light at any of his shows. There will be no Bud Light advertisements or merchandise allowed anywhere near the venue. A $4 million deal between Kid and the company to promote the brand has been canceled.

“It will cost Bud Light about $12 million in revenue and a lot of bad publicity,” said tour promoter Joe Barron, “in the end, Anheuser Busch made a huge error in judgment here.”

The tour will, instead, lean heavily on other rural favorites like PBR and Natty Light. “Natural Light is a great alternative to Bud Light,” said Barron, “and there won’t be any men dressed like women trying to sell it to you.”

“the bulk of the people at the shows will be tweaking,” said Kid, “so it really don’t matter that much. All they need is some cold water and a handful of pennies and they’re good to go.”

The tour kicks off this summer in Nashville and continues through the season, stopping wherever they can gather 4,000 billies who actually listen to his crap. God Bless America.


  1. Dale Cutts

    Not exactly sure you should be writing these articles, seems like you don’t like Kid Rock, his music or his fans.

  2. Mark5610

    Kis Rock puts on one hell of a show. I don’t drink any ABV anyway.

    • Toni Worthington

      I wonder if a woke person wrote this article? Anyway…
      Good for Kid Rock!

  3. jean spruill

    the one who wrote this has no idea -who or how Kid runs things -talking about stopping where ever he can get 4000billies to do a show, maybe you should go to one and see just how many people are there he can sell out a place for nights and I don’t think he would even stop at a venue that was only for 4000 people , you I am a bit offended by your remarks as I know a lot of people who goes to his concerts and you say those ugly things about his fan -YOU ARE WRONG AND NEED TO APOLOGIZE TO US ALL AND TO KID ROCK,–and he love America and stands up for us and for sure any one who serves in the military he had help many vets, maybe you should research about who a person is before you write this disrespectful crap

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