Artwork from the desk of Frozen creator Joe Barron shows what the franchise has in store for its next film. “The girls who grew up on Elsa and Anna are growing up and want to see the real world, not a place where the prince gets the girls every time. Let’s go ahead and have the princess get the girl for once.

The movie is in the pre-production and development stages, meaning it could be several years before the release. “We want to give these girls a chance to mature,” said Disney CEO Art Tubolls, “by the time we’re ready to release this thing, we should have a fine base of lesbians to fall back on.

The film will likely be banned in most of the Eastern part of the world along with several states below the Mason-Dixon line, and possibly Idaho.

We’ll keep you updated on this developing story.


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