Do you remember when Joseph Biden won the Presidency and then immediately called for an end to the Keystone XL pipeline for absolutely no reason at all?  Well we do, and now that decision may be made moot.

Gazillionaire Elon Musk, who, according to conservative dipshits across the dipshit-o-sphere, has an endless supply of money and is the anti-Soros, has confessed to eyeing up the pipeline during his last podcast interview with talking peanut Joe Rogan.

“I think…pass that over, Joe…I think next for me is that Keystone XL thing.  The pipeline or whatever it is.  I’m thinking it’ll be useful for piping Twitter out faster.  Yeah.  You know?  Am I right Joe?”

Rogan, who was both high and incredibly stupid, agreed and then casually transitioned into a paid advertisement for Joe Barron’s Barron Busting Ball Bags, an extreme underwear company.

Musk, should he come to own car company Tesla, social media giant Twitter, and the Keystone XL pipeline, would then become embodied by a force referred to as : “The Quickening” in the motion picture Highlander 2, and will spend hours laughing maniacally before attempting to slice off heads.

The Keystone XL could not be reached for comments for this story.  We believe it may have hidden itself underground.


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