In his search to appoint a new senator for the state of California after the not really untimely death of the beloved long-term lawmaker Diane Feinstein, Governor Gavin Newsom has reached his decision.

This morning, it was announced that none other than infamous Hollywood lesbian actress Alissa Milano would be taking the seat.  Isn’t that “Charming”?

The actress, who has starred in numerous films like Commando and Poison Ivy II, as well as the popular television program Who’s The Beef? has also rebranded herself as somewhat of a liberal activist within the last few years.

Placing the lesbian in one of the Senate’s Big Chairs may seem odd to some, but to Joe Barron, head of the Alissa Milano Fan Club, it fits like a glove.

“Alissa is incredibly knowledgeable about what’s going on in politics and in the world,” he says adoringly.  “She also has amazingly perky breasts, which you can view in Poison Ivy 2, as well as a few other films.  They’re like little delicious cupcakes.”

Barron does have a great point by highlighting the woman’s gorgeous young and firm pair of honkers.

But how will she fare in the Senate?  Làwmaker and perfect breasted lesbianic actress are two very different professions.  I guess we’ll just have to wait and see and grin and bear tit.

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