As one of the century’s most controversial superstar figures, O.J. Simpson was decidedly quiet and reserved in his final days.  His life ended sadly on Thursday, April 11th this year at his home in Queefsburgh, Wisconsin.

Known for originally running a successful jaunt with the football team The Buffalo Bills, Simpson made a name for himself briefly, that included acting gigs in such movies as “The Naked Gun” and “The Naked Gun 2”. However, controversy followed abruptly.

As the Defendant in the so-called “Trial of the Century”, Simpson successfully fended off murder charges levelled against him for the deaths of Nicole Brown Simpson and her “friend” Ron Goldman.  Many today, are still dubious that he was “innocent” of these claims.

Nevertheless, with his recent passing, documents were uncovered by family and police investigators that served as “final messages” to those he felt he left behind.  Simpson was a devoted liberal Democrat and left missives to be opened by Barack Obama, Senator Sandra Batt, filmmaker Micheal Moore, and, surprisingly, former Presidential frontrunner, Hillary Clinton.

Some investigation and snooping with a DX-155 Super Spy Scope from a window across the street has revealed to us what the message says.

It says : “Hillary.  I may or may not have slaughtered two people.  Got away with it.  Did I do good, boss?  Is me a good boy?”

Shocking.  Let the masses make of it what they will.  I’m sure there won’t be any wacky conspiracy theories coming now, right?

26 Comments

  1. MABEL JOHNSON

    ANY BODY SUPRISED HUMM ? KILLERY BODY COUNT IS OVER 200 HE DID SOME ,

    • Douchie Pencey!

      Im surprised! Im surprised that you found the other site! Congrats! You fell for two satire sites! No medal, goatse.me

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