An incoming President should have the utmost respect for the man (or woman) he’ll be replacing in the Oval Office at the conclusion of an election season.  Apparently, Joe Biden isn’t hanging on to those words very tightly.

As the day came and went to renovate parts of the White House and ready the sacred rite of updating the portrait gallery, Donald Jehosephat Trump remains unfeatured on any of the walls.  Why is that?

Bao Thu Mae, Biden’s Chief of White House Ornamentation, explained why the President seemingly snubbed the big orange galoot.

“Oh, Biden, Mrs. Biden, everyone who works there, they all hate that frigging guy with the intensity of a hundred white hot suns.  He was impeached twice.  I mean, he’s a bigger loser than Thanos.

The guy literally can’t sit on something without breaking it.  He’s a complete clown car driving down Dipshit boulevard.  That’s why.”

This one ended up making a big splash at the roller rink.

The Presidential and family portraits were both seen exactly once by White House staff, and then mysteriously vanished a few hours afterwards.  Joe Barron, the Janitor Supreme of the President, left a clue.

“Oh those paintings?  Yeah, they were in a barrel with a sign on the front that read ‘Pieces of shit for garbage.’  So I mulched them up and sprinkled it on the rose garden.”

Just as Melania would have wanted.

3 Comments

  1. MABEL JOHNSON

    DONT YOU WORRY ABOUT THAT SLEEPY JOE , PRES. TRUMP WILL BE BACK SOON ENOUGH AND YOUR PICTURE WILL BE GONE , LOTS OF PICTURES OF PRES. TRUMP IN STEAD. DID YOU SEE THE ONE HE’S RIDING A HARLEY NOT SOMETHING YOU EVER DID HUM , YOU EVEN FELL OFF A BIKE .

  2. RonH

    When Trump wins in November, on his first day, Joe’s portrait will be hung in the public White House bathroom over the toilet.

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