In 1926, H.L. Reese covered a piece of peanut butter candy with chocolate from the factory near his home in Hershey, Pennsylvania. Before long, he developed the world’s first peanut butter cup and opened his own factory, purchasing Hershey chocolate through a close partnership with the company.
Nearly a century later, his great-grandson, Bill Reese, made the decision to end that relationship, citing Hershey’s newfound “wokeness” as the reason.
“It looks like there will be two kinds of candy in America,” said Bill, “woke and regular. We want our candy to be regular, so we’re switching to Nestle chocolate.”
Nestle will cost a bit more because of the shipping necessary from its plant in Morrocco, but ultimately, the two companies hope to have a long and prosperous business arrangement.
Hershey CEO Joe Barron says he wishes he could take back the wokeness decision, but it’s far too late for that. “It looks like we’ll join M&Ms on this one,” he told reporters,” people still need woke s’mores.”
Analysts at Pew Research say the likelihood of Hershey losing its place as the number one chocolate for s’mores is unlikely unless Nestle can quickly develop a chocolate bar. “Morsels don’t work as well with melting marshmallows,” said lead researcher Art Tubolls, “we’ve had several children burn themselves in testing.”
Nestle said it will consider creating a s’mores bar to fill the gap until someone unwoke comes along and buys Hershey. God Bless America.
I believe this is fake
smart-ish! Hooray! I guess!
mexico drug stores pharmacies
http://cmqpharma.com/# mexico drug stores pharmacies
purple pharmacy mexico price list
best online pharmacies in mexico: mexican pharmacy – mexico pharmacies prescription drugs
https://canadapharmast.online/# my canadian pharmacy rx
canadianpharmacymeds canadian pharmacy victoza canadian pharmacy world reviews
world pharmacy india: india pharmacy – п»їlegitimate online pharmacies india
pharmacy website india: india pharmacy – india pharmacy
india pharmacy: best online pharmacy india – Online medicine home delivery
indian pharmacy online mail order pharmacy india indian pharmacy paypal
https://foruspharma.com/# reputable mexican pharmacies online
canadian pharmacy: canadian pharmacy victoza – canadian drug
canadian pharmacy antibiotics: canadianpharmacymeds com – legitimate canadian online pharmacies
legit canadian pharmacy online canadian pharmacy online pharmacy com canada
canadian pharmacy 24h com safe: canadian pharmacy price checker – northern pharmacy canada
https://foruspharma.com/# mexico drug stores pharmacies
reputable indian pharmacies: п»їlegitimate online pharmacies india – online pharmacy india
canadian pharmacy online store: canadian valley pharmacy – online pharmacy canada
medicine in mexico pharmacies mexican border pharmacies shipping to usa mexican mail order pharmacies
canadian pharmacy 1 internet online drugstore: pharmacy rx world canada – canada ed drugs
buy medicines online in india: indian pharmacy – india pharmacy mail order
canadian pharmacy antibiotics: www canadianonlinepharmacy – reputable canadian online pharmacies
doxycycline tablets australia: doxycycline 150 mg – doxycycline sale uk
http://amoxildelivery.pro/# where to buy amoxicillin
where can i get amoxicillin 500 mg: buy amoxicillin online with paypal – amoxicillin cephalexin
http://doxycyclinedelivery.pro/# doxycycline prescription cost
http://clomiddelivery.pro/# can i order cheap clomid no prescription
buy cipro online without prescription: ciprofloxacin generic – cipro online no prescription in the usa
http://doxycyclinedelivery.pro/# buy doxycycline uk
https://paxloviddelivery.pro/# paxlovid generic
can you buy generic clomid without a prescription: can i order clomid pills – get clomid tablets
https://amoxildelivery.pro/# amoxicillin buy canada
buy cipro cheap: buy generic ciprofloxacin – buy cipro without rx
https://amoxildelivery.pro/# amoxicillin discount
https://clomiddelivery.pro/# get cheap clomid pills
buy doxycycline without prescription uk: cheapest doxycycline without prescrtiption – doxycycline cost uk
п»їcipro generic: buy generic ciprofloxacin – ciprofloxacin mail online