They say you can never go home again.  But judging by the numerous times broadcasters and pundits alike have made resurgences, it seems that “home” is a place you can always return to and feel loved.

Enter master communicator and former Fox News host Bill O’Reilly.  Known for his straight-ahead news punditry on his show The O’Reilly Factor, he spent years on Fox informing us and loofah-ing out the truth during former administrations.  Now he’s coming back.

But are we all ready for him?

“Bill was, is, and always will be, a huge star for this network,” said Fox News General manager Joe Barron.  “He brings a very unique voice to the goings on of America and just lets you decide.”

The No Spin Zone is set to premiere in the old Tucker Carlson time slot starting in September, and all your old favorites are back by his side.  First guests on the program are tentatively scheduled to be Kathy Griffin, Dinesh D’Souza, and one Mr. Donald Trump himself.

“Trump is really excited to be on the first show, and, frankly, we’re blessed to have him,” says showrunner Sandy Batt.  “You’re going to see and hear the real voice of the Trump campaign.”

Insiders report that O’Reilly’s new crew will consist solely of males, since no women agreed to work with him, and, in fact, the network is legally obliged to not have him within 100 feet of them.

That’s fine.  We want a No Spin Zone.  Not some woke ass Disneyland.


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