Adam “Shifty” Schiff was in trouble the second the GOP leaders in Congress called for the vote to censure him, and he knew it. His lawyers were waiting at the DC Federal Court Of Motions, Writs, and Appeals to meet former President Donald Trump’s lawyers, but to no avail.

Trump’s attorneys marched right past them without a word. There would be no settlement today. They filed a $400 million suit against Schiff and the FBI instead.

“Schiff can’t pay up, but Biden’s corrupt government can,” Trump told ALLOD Correspondent Skip Tetheludah over the phone, “They can mint a coin or whatever thing they think they can invent but they can sure pay.”

He’s not wrong. The Solicitor General has already appeared before the Senate Select Committee on litigation and asked for the money up front, so there’s no delay in “keeping the case quiet.” Unfortunately, that’s the last thing Trump wants.

“What I want is revenge,” he said, “and I don’t need to follow standard laws or worry about silly indictments to get what I want. I’m the rightful leader of the American Empire and it’s about time people started paying me the respect I’m due.”

Hearing him say “Empire” out loud is nothing short of exhilarating, patriots. We’ve waited a long time for someone worthy of doing away with dumb stuff like elections and equal representation. Let’s hope he reduces the court to the five good justices while he’s at it.

What a glorious time to be a patriot. God bless America.

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