Elon Musk has a message for the Biden administration’s one ban on electric stoves: “up yours.” Musk says that while he believes in electric cars, he can’t stand by electric ranges. “They don’t get a wok hot enough,” said the multi-national CEO, “and that means undercooked pork.

The EPA is set to ban the sale of new gas stoves in America after some study said 650K kids could suffer asthma attacks from the air pollution caused by gas stoves. “The catch phrase there is ‘could,'” Musk pointed out, “a lot of things could be a lot of things. That doesn’t mean they are.

musk says he respects the scientists under Dr. Fuaci who conducted the study but worries that having his name at the top will bring skeptics who would otherwise come to their own conclusions after extensive YouTube research.

The stove ban is set to take effect in 2025. “We sell about a million cars a year,” Elon bragged, “that’s an awful lot of premium gas stoves, but we’re willing to go the distance.

Tesla stoves will be developed and manufactured in South Africa without any kind of discrimination by the same company that ran an illegal diamond mine for generations. “That’s just how we do things there, no worries,” Musk said with a chuckle, “It’s not like those kids have a future.”

The new stoves start shipping next Thursday. God bless America.


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