The coroner in Fort Joebarron, Louisiana has changed the official cause of Vince Foster’s death to “homicide.” Foster’s body was exhumed from the Naval cemetery there last week. First Lieutenant Trish Blake, who performed the autopsy, was astounded when she saw that a man who had supposedly committed suicide had two bullet holes in the back of his skull.

“I don’t get it.”

Blake changed the cause of death officially, which will set off an investigation. There is no statute of limitations on murder. The next step will be, of course, to find out exactly what Bill and Killary Clinton know. Where were they that night in Rhode Island when Foster supposedly rowed a boat into the middle of the Long Island Sound and shot himself twice?

The official story says the Clintons were at Martha’s Vineyard the whole time, which is also a favorite hangout for Globalist Barack Obama and his crime family. Maybe, the US District Attorney for Quantico should investigate this as he did Republicans like Dennis Hastert.

US Attorney General Merrick Garland’s office responded to our request for official comment by asking us politely not to ask them for further commentary. “We apologize for any inconvenience,” Garland said in an email, “but we consider fiction to be contrary to reality, and therefore won’t be providing you with any further correspondence. Please grow up. Also, the IRS called. They want to talk about 2016. Have a nice day.”

I believe he threatened us, patriots, which we won’t take lying down. Or something. Molon Labe!

God bless America.

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