This morning’s episode of the popular television talk show The View went internet viral today, with the rant and reveal of host Whoopi Goldberg’s feelings about a certain embattled Presidential candidate.

Just during the fourth segment, after Joy Behar finished her shilling for coconut milk and aloe oil, Whoopi

WE INTERRUPT THIS ARTICLE FOR AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE FROM PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP AND THE TECHNICAL EMPLOYEES OF TRUTH SOCIAL.  INTERNET INTERRUPT CODE 1536.66.

GOOD EVENING EVERYONE.  THIS IS PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP, YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT OF ALL TIME.  MY APOLOGIES FOR INTERRUPTING THIS ARTICLE ABOUT CRANKY BUCKWHEAT, BUT I HAVE AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE, AND I’M SURE YOU’RE GOING TO WANT TO HEAR IT.

NOW THE PREAIDENTIAL RACE IS HEATING UP, AND IT’S AGAIN ME, YOURS TRULY, THAT’S IN THE LEAD.  SLEEPY BIDEN DOESN’T STAND A CHANCE, AND THAT’S GOOD.  IT MEANS WE CAN MOLD AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, WITH LESS AND MORE WELL-BEHAVED BLACKS, AND NO IMMIGRANTS.  COMING SOON.

BUT TO DO THAT, I NEED YOUR HELP WITH SOME DONATIONS.  YES, I AM FILTHY RICH, BUT HOW DO YOU THINK I GOT THIS WAY?  I LOVE THE UNEDUCATED, AS I SAID BEFORE.  I NEED YOU NOW.

GIVE ME FIVE, TEN, HELL, FIFTY THOUSAND DOLLARS.  I’LL USE IT TO CAMPAIGN.  PROMISE.  EXCEPT, BARRON NEEDS A NEW NOSE.  YOU DON’T WANT THE KID TO BE MADE FUN OF, DO YOU?  I ALSO NEED A FEW NEW HAIR TRANSPLANTS.

ANYWAY, LET’S ALL MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN.  LET’S NOT LET THEM STEAL ANOTHER ERECTION.  WE ONLY HAVE ONE.  GOODNIGHT.

during the scene, and Goldberg was arrested without further incident.  She’s currently in Sing Sing, awaiting the death penalty.

1 Comment

  1. MABEL JOHNSON

    IS THAT RIGHT WHOPPI HUM ?!!! AND YOUR SHOW IS GONE GONE GONE HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT , YOU SAY BAD ABOUT PRES. TRUMP AND YOU FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENS ,MAY BE ROSE ANNE MIGHT LET YOU CLEAN HER OUTHOUSE !!!!

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