Anheuser Busch CEO Augustus Anheuser III admits that the company made a huge mistake going woke. “The marketing department went off on its own and created a campaign supporting LGBTQ people and lost us a lot of business,” he said, “They’ve all been terminated.
The issue started when the company used a transgender person to market domestic American beer. That might work for some fufu craft brand, but not for a beer known to rural folks as the staple of their diet.
“Most of them drink Bud Light to treat themselves when they get paid on Fridays,” said Anheuser, “the rest of the week they go for the less expensive Natural Light, which is just Bud Light in a different can.”
It’s true. Aside from the obvious Pabst Blue Ribbon, which is and will remain champion on the hillbillies for the foreseeable future, Bud Light is as popular as water to a lot of these people. But…not anymore.
“I’ll just stick with my PBR,” said a local at a bar in Alabama, “but I did buy a 30-pack of Bud Light for target practice.”
That’s great news. More patriots should run out and buy big boxes of the crap just to destroy it. At some point, Bud Light will get the message. Go woke go broke, and God Bless America.
I don’t buy Hershey chocolate products for the same reason. The difference is Hershey didn’t change their minds.
Scandalous!
Sorry a trans woman made your beer unfuckable.
No but your face makes you unfuckable.
A man pretending to be a woman*
Not a woman, a mentally ill person that needs professional help and not form a medical doctor
If they absolutely had to chose a trans women couldn’t they have found one with a bit of talent… instead of that drama (wanna a be) queen….
Agreed
Hey PBR drinker, that beer is made/marketed by Inbev, the same company that owns Bud light. So, you are at least doubly stupid, you buy a beer (thus increasing sales) of a product you claim to hate, they switch to another beer made by the same company. Try using “the internet” and you will be able to find a list of all beers sold by Bud Light and it’s parent company (that means the company that owns Bud light) and obtain the list. Oh, and I guess for a “hat trick,” your 3rd act of stupidity is bragging about the first two stupid things you are doing.
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