Cyndi Lauper has always been outspoken about her views. And she admits that she was wrong. She spoke to our reporter Craven Moorehead recently and says that in November, she’s going to take the correct action to make America great again.

“For many years, I walked, tuawked, and voted Demercrat, doncha know,” she told our journalist while jingling like a bag of cat toys.  “But I’ve been thinkin’ about it a lot, and drinkin’ pretty heavily, and I think Trump is what’s best for Americer now.”

Lauper actually supported Mr. Sleepy Joe Biden in the last election, and ignored all the nonsense on the internet and especially Facebook, that Fox News and the like put out there.

“I mean, dey put up comments about literally anything at all, and then make it all politicabible.  Like : ‘Oh, some guy rammed his dick inta a statue of Venus DiMilo.  Musta been a demercrat’. You know?  It’s just gotten way tired.”

But what does all this have to do with voting for Trump?  Psychologist and vinegar distributor Joe Barron explained.

“It’s the separation of Americans into tribes.  Specifically, three, Republicans, Democrats, and Incels.  It’s really very childish and stupid.  And mostly all of the fat and ugly people are Republicans.  I don’t see how that makes ‘America Better’. But whatever.”

Hey, it works for Lauper.  She’ll be sliding one in for Trump in November.  And so will you, right patriot?

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  1. RichardItarp

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