In-N-Out Burger Leaving California Over Wage Hikes And Woke Policies.

One of California’s most iconic restaurant chains is mulling moving out of California completely after the state raised the minimum wage for fast food workers to twenty dollars an hour, a move that will hurt businesses all across the state.

The wage hike, combined with the woke policies of California is too much to bear for the 76 year old burger chain. Even though In N Out hails from Southern California, they have been open about their conservative Christian values, even placing scripture on the bottom of its soda cups.

In N Out has weathered many of the changes in California over its 76 years. But this is too much to bear. The company has decided that enough is enough and is moving its corporate headquarters to Tennessee and will be selling off its restaurants to franchisees to counter the measures, effectively ending its tax burden from the state.

“We are done being held to these ridiculous laws” said In N Out spokesman Joseph Barron. “You can’t expect us to treat fast food workers like normal human beings. We deserve the right to exploit them and their labor like any other major corporation does.”  Well, ok then.

In N Out is a billion dollar corporation that brings in millions in tax revenue for the state of California every year. Losing them would decimate California’s already weak economy, only the 5th biggest in the world.

Selling the existing stores to franchisees will be a hard sell considering that the minimum wage and taxes will eat away at any profit, which may leave California without its iconic burger chain altogether.  Tennessee, however, is welcoming them with open arms.

Of course this will take time, but soon enough In N Out will be raking in billions when they get to pay employees slave wages and no taxes in Tennessee, only having to worry about maternity leave when the female employees get impregnated by their family members.  God bless In N Out and God Bless America.