It’s concert season folks. All the big names are starting to criss cross this great nation of ours to play the outdoor venues that can pack thousands of fans to sing dance and have fun during the festivities. It’s a good time to be had by all.
Now with the upcoming political season and our country turning woke concerts are taking on a whole new meaning. Stars like Kid Rock, Jason Aldean and others are making these concerts into a statement. A statement against the wokesters and other liberals. They see it as a movement and a warning to the left.
Tours like the “You Cancel America Tour”, the “Red White and Blue” tour and the “You Can’t Stop My Sister and I From Smashing concert series” are aimed at getting patriots together to sing praise to Jesus, America, meth, quick cash from stolen catalytic converters and incestous relationships. So far, it’s working swimmingly.
Kid Rock’s new tour will rake in billions from red hat wearing Trump supporters who hate the dentist but love America and Mountain Dew. Trailer parks across the Midwest and south will empty out to wave confederate flags, smoke Crystal meth and take liberties with young family members. It’s gonna be great.
Rumored guests are to be Rosanne Barr, Kevin Sorbo, Scott Baio and CatTurd will who be doing a roaring rendition of the star spangled banner, complete with Roseanne grabbing her crotch. This F list celebrity line up of has-beens is sure to get the crowd fired up!
Beyoncé won’t be there, but Jason Aldean’s female back up singer with the mole and the tooth missing will be sharing the stage with him. Also to be wooing the crowd with their music is Forgiatio Blow, a 300 pound man with face tattoos that has to be told to not masterbate when he sees any likeness of Trump. Pretty disturbing.
Many more country stars are set to show up for this concert series. Joe Barron, the biggest independent country star besides Oliver Anthony is set to play as well, and Sandy Batt will also be rocking the stage chugging beers with the crowd! Get your tickets now as there’s many catalytic converters to steal! God bless America!
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