Kyle Rittenhouse’s lawyers are certainly making their rounds. Between LeBron James, Whoopi Goldberg, and more than 300 individual haters on Facebook and Instagram, Rittenhouse will be the wealthiest 2nd Amendment hero of all time.
Now, without warning, they dropped a subpoena on Joy Reid’s windshield for her to appear for a deposition.
Rittenhouse is suing her for $40 million, according to a source who asked not to be named.
“Joy read the subpoena and immediately broke down,” said a pal, “she knows he’s gonna win all these suits and she’s a wealthy woman, but not $40 million wealthy.”
Rittenhouse’s lawyers, Chuck Dewey and Landon Howe, are partnering with Dale Skrewum for the trial. The firm’s spokesman, Art Tubolls, says Kyle isn’t as interested in the money as he is “owning the libs.” He read a brief statement explaining the young man’s position:
“Mr. Rittenhouse wants those who called him horrible things, even after he was acquitted, to understand that they will all pay for the emotional turmoil this has caused. Kyle is afraid to take a weapon to a dangerous situation now, because the likelihood is, he’ll shoot another pedophile and people like Joy Reid will call him Karen.”
Nobody deserves that kind of treatment, patriots. The law is the law. Now it’s time to pay up.
God bless maerica.
