Martha’s Vineyard Building ‘Prison Camps’

Oh how the so-called “compassionate” have fallen.

Just days after Florida Governor Ron DeSantis began sending planeloads of border-hopping illegals to the cozy and rich island of Martha’s Vineyard, construction has begun on the first three of what appear to be prison camps.

Each of the mysterious camps is huge, measuring nearly 180,000 square feet for the first.  That’s large enough to handle thousands of prisoners, most probably illegal aliens who, no doubt, were dropped off and now wander the streets panhandling and robbing people because they’re Latino.

For a scoop investigative eye, we turned to resident billionaire and world twist-tie mogul Joe Barron, who’s company helped build two of the structures.

“Yeah, the first one you just described?  Yeah, that’s a Walmart.  We have a Walmart coming in.  The second one is a Target, and, I believe the third is an indoor gym and basketball court.  I don’t know where you’re getting ‘prison camps’ out of this.  I’m assuming it’s a goddamn Fox News thing.”

Barron went on to describe the mood on the exclusive island which features it’s own underground waterfall spa.

“People enjoy the new arrivals.  They’re grateful for the company.  I don’t know what DeSantis thought was going to happen.  But we’re taking care of it.  We’re Americans.  Unlike DeSantis.”

The real question is : “Will Martha’s Vineyard ever recover from this racist attack by a purely evil Florida governor?”  I guess we’ll just have to wait and see.