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Taylor Swift Got 28 Minutes Of Screen Time For The Super Bowl: “More than Most Players”

By Craven Moorehead Confirmation Bias Satire2 Comments

If you thought you were seeing a lot of Taylor Swift during the Super Bowl, you’re not alone. There was a lot of Taylor Swift… too much for most. When[Click to Tate]

Taylor Swift Booted From Super Bowl Party: “Extremely Drunk”

By Craven Moorehead Taylor Swift Shakes it Off2 Comments

Much has been made about Taylor Swift being at the Super Bowl. But nothing could prepare anyone for her actions afterwards. There had been several shots of her drinking at[Click to Tate]

Taylor Swift Dismisses Toby Keith After His Passing.

By Craven Moorehead Celebrity Fan Fiction2 Comments

It’s no secret that Taylor Swift got her big break thanks to Toby Keith. It’s been pretty well documented even though that Taylor Swift has never mentioned it much. As[Click to Tate]

Travis Kelce Promises To Kneel At The Super Bowl

By Craven Moorehead Kneeling with Olive Loaf and Spicy Mustard2 Comments

Taylor Swift’s football player boyfriend Travis Kelce is as terrible as she is. They’re both into liberal indoctrination but he is taking it a step further. He’s a kneeler. And[Click to Tate]

Taylor Swift And Travis Kelce Visit White House Before Super Bowl

By Craven Moorehead NFL Satire You Can Pretend To Boycott3 Comments

Taylor Swift and her boyfriend Travis Kelce just won’t stop. A week before the big game, they made a stop to visit with Joe Biden in Washington DC. Because the[Click to Tate]

Kid Rock Is Fed Up: F Taylor Swift!

By Craven Moorehead Taylor Swift Shakes it Off1 Comment

People are fed up with Taylor Swift being shoved down America’s throat. Between her, her boyfriend Travis Kelce and all of the liberal indoctrination they push, Americans have had it.[Click to Tate]

Oliver Anthony Is Not A Fan Of Taylor Swift: “She’s Just Un-American Filth”

By Craven Moorehead Oliver Anthony Fan Fiction, Punishing Taylor Swift9,508 Comments

Country music superstar Oliver Anthony doesn’t pull any punches. No matter if it’s politics or his faith or other musicians. This time, he set his sights on pop megastar Taylor[Click to Tate]

Taylor Swift Revealed As Redacted #107 On Epstein List

By Craven Moorehead Fictional words that make your pre-frontal cortex atrophy feel sexy1 Comment

Nobody saw this one coming.

Taylor Swift : ‘I Feel Embarrassed For All the Trump People.’

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Celebrity Fan Fiction1 Comment

The liberal songstress may be biting off more than she can chew.